A TEENAGE girl who is less attractive than Jessica Watson has become the youngest sailor to navigate the world solo, but no one cares.
The uglier teenager's trip came to a quiet and unnoticed end just a few weeks before her prettier colleague is scheduled to finish her voyage in front of dozens of TV cameras.
A Channel 9 source confirmed that Watson was definitely the flavour of the month.
"She's got that girl-next-door look going on, and at 16 she's all legal so the seedy old guys can fantasize about whatever they want," the source said.
Another source from an industry leading woman's magazine said Ms Watson has what it takes to get a a double page glossy colour spread.
"This other girl just isn't as pretty. I mean, let's not be sexist about it, but to make it in this industry you have to have the looks, even if you are 16."
Ms Watson is expected to attract a vast amount of media attention when she returns to Sydney at either the end of March or beginning of April.
She is expected to be approached with a variety of offers, including a book deal.
The Bugler News also understands Watson has been approached by a well known lads mag for a nude photo shoot.
"We really think she encapsulates that just post-pubescent look our readers long for," a source said.
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