Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Gadaffi appoints Morrison as social cohesion minister

EMBATTLED Libyan leader Muammar Guddafi has approached Liberal frontbencher Scott Morrison to help unify his divided country.

A source close to Colonel Guddafi has told The Bugler the ageing dictator was impressed by Mr Morrison's ability to unite Australia in complete hatred of the Liberal MP.

"If we can only achieve the sort of purpose that the Australian's feel in their hatred of Morrison, Guddafi will be in power for another 40 years," the source said.

A senior Liberal party source close to Mr Morrison said the MP is considering the offer to help Guddafi.

"It's getting pretty messy in Libya, and obviously the chance to gun down hundreds of Muslims is something that really appeals to Scott.

"And now they're talking about mustard gas, Scott can barely contain himself.

"Plus he's really looking forward to working under a leader more mentally stable than Tony Abbott."

Mr Abbott is understood to be pleased with Mr Morrison's departure from the Australian Parliament.

"We also tried to offer Cory Bernardi, but the regime said they have some standards," the Liberal source said.

"However we're currently in negotiations with One Nation to swap Cory for more of their policies."

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