Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Newcastle shocked as McKay does something

NEWCASTLE: Residents of the Hunter Valley are pleasantly surprised that their state MP, Tourism Minister Jodi McKay has finally done something useful by potentially giving the State Cabinet swine flu.

One Newcastle voter, who only identified himself as Paul, said he was excited that Ms McKay had finally achieved something tangible for the people of Newcastle.

“Hopefully Nathan Rees and Joe Tripodi will be out of action for a few weeks,” said Paul.

“Imagine all that could be achieved with NSW Labor out of the picture.”

Another voter said after two years of successfully not embarrassing the state government too much, Ms McKay has surpassed herself with her first act.

“It turn out Jodi can do a little more than appear behind the Premier in press conferences and nod. Just a little,” said the voter.

The Bugler contacted Ms McKay’s office seeking an interview, but she is currently not speaking to the press.

Media medical specialist, Dr Clarke Sloan said McKay could well be undergoing strange new physiological stresses after the event.

“Frankly, Ms McKay’s body probably isn’t used to any sort of activity, so her body could well be unfamiliar with these effects.”

Caption: Renowned head nodder Jodi McKay. Photo: ABC

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