CANBERRA: A new poll has revealed that a staggering 87 per cent of voters can't understand Senator Barnaby Joyce's insults.The poll indicates that voters feel the insults are obscure and unnecessarily long winded.
The poll, conducted exclusively for The Bugler, reveals a huge communication problem for the leader of the National Party in the Senate.
When contacted by The Bugler for comment, a spokesperson for Senator Joyce refuted the poll, and said the results were "an opportunistic hyped-up tea cosy."
One Labor source said the party was not worried about Joyce's outbursts.
"People have to understand what you're saying for it to take effect," the source said.
"I mean, I see Barnaby's lips moving, and just hear white noise."
The poll comes after a range of obscure insults delivered by the Queensland Senator, primarily aimed at Kevin Rudd.
The Bugler's is excited to announce its first ever audience participation section. A shiny new penny for the person who can come up with the most Joyce-esque insult. The editor's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
Senator Joyce is a wearisomely verbose civil administration whose biggest achievement each day is his pants and eclectic distribution of light globes to the general public.
ReplyDelete...Rudd is an addicted vulture in a Las Vegas casino that will endlessly reshuffle one Witch in the Wardrobe for another like some hot potato when he should be mashing them- and preferably with a healthy dose of all Australian butter and NOT some melamine stricken dairy substitute made in China...
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