Yes, we have decided to allow advertising on our hallowed news service, but rest assured, dear reader, this will not change the way we report stories one little bit.
We will not shy away from bringing you the big stories, for example, that Coles is now offering carrots at a low, low price of $1.49 a kilo.
We will be honest and open will all our stories and not let sponsorship change our reporting style, like saying that Qantas is the best airline in the world and can't be beaten on price or service.
I know that some people believe that once a media organisation accepts advertising they can no longer be truly independent, but look at those left wing hacks over at the ABC? Is that independence? I think not.
We're confident that these changes will keep you saying "Oh what a feeling, Toyota," as you drive around in your new Prius, the most fuel efficient car ever made.
On another note, The Bugler is now taking cash for comment. Please contact us for more information.
Hey Bugler,
ReplyDeleteAfter clicking on all your ads I would now like you to plug AMI. Don't forget to include the phone number.
Seems fair.