Rudd's book discusses the complementarities already inherent, in due season

CANBERRA: Every good story needs a good opening line, and the Prime Minister's children's book has one you'll never forget.

The Bugler News has gained an exclusive preview of Mr Rudd's book, titled The Life and Times of a Feline and a Canine Living in the Residence of A Commonwealth Head of Government: A Collection of Mildly Amusing Anecdotes.

The Prime Minister has used his own linguistic skills to ensure the book is accessible to pre-school aged children.

Mr Rudd has written the book about the life of his family's pets, Jasper the cat and Abby the dog, at his official residence in Canberra, and reels the audience in with the first line of "Jasper and Abby have a strong bi-lateral relationship with natural complementarity."

The story then delves into the "detailed programmatic specificity" of their day-to-day routine, before tension arises when Abby tells Jasper can only "prosecute their agenda of work in due season".

The rift between the pets of the Lodge deepens when Jasper and Abby are "unable to agree on sub-terms of reference," and Jasper argues that this will reduce public accountability.

But every good story needs a happy ending. Without giving too much away, Abby and Jasper are "able to strengthen the fabric of their bi-lateral security and further develop the habits of multilateral cooperation, and give each other a fair shake of the source bottle, mate."

The Prime Minister's book will be on sale in due season.

Caption: Rudd explains conceptual synthesis at a pre-school.