Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Jackson a racist: Mr Squiggle

IN A further controversy following the death of Michael Jackson, the Australian TV icon Mr Squiggle has accused the King of Pop of having racist sentiments.

Mr Squiggle used his 50th birthday celebrations to accuse Jackson of stereotyping people from the moon with his famous moonwalk.

"The fact is that not all people on the moon walk that way," said Squiggle.

"I found it quite offensive. Imagine the outrage that would have been caused if I started doing a 'weird black-turned-white accused pedophile walk?'"

"You just can't make such brash generalisations about a group of people."

Mr Squiggle suggested that Jackson was also a self-hating black person, and that this may have been part of the reason he changed the pigment of his skin.

The well known TV personality turned 50 today, and used a press conference to make the attacks on the dead pop star.

1 comment:

  1. In an unepected twist, Squiggle's long time colleague Black Board has held his own press conference.

    There he revealed that he too has undertaken skin pigmentaion treatment.

    "You can't believe how hard it is to get a job being black these days," explained Black Board.

    "I don't understand why Michael Jackson got all the fame and attention, I was teaching kids about their ABC's and 123's before Michael was out of nappies [diapers]".

    Black Board also told the assembled media representatives that he will continue to lobby for equal opportunities for black, white and smart boards.

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