THREE Paul Kellys have held a joint press conference today to clarify to the public who is who.
Acclaimed musician Paul Kelly says he is sick of being told of the amazing influence he had on the Sydney Swans during his time as captain.
“I live in St. Kilda,” said Kelly said. “I hate the bloody swans.”
Political commentator and editor-at-large of The Australian, Paul Kelly said that like his two namesakes, he was tired of being mistaken for another Paul Kelly.
“Just the other day I was on Insiders and Glen Milne asked me to sing Dumb Things. Although, he was probably just pissed. He rushed the stage and challenged me to a fist fight afterwards.”
Former Sydney Swans captain Paul Kelly said he doesn’t know the first thing about politics and people should stop asking.
“I always thought MP stood for Massive Penis. That’s what me and the boys said when we were having a shower together after a big match. ‘Cause you see it on the tele, Kevin Rudd MP. I thought he was bragging.”
The Kellys have vowed to ignore poorly addressed questions or fan comments in the future.
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